1. glovesinthesummertime:




    black excellence

    No, human excellence.

    you really bout to elvis presley a positive post?

    White people really hate to give black people credit. 

    (via thesadieb)

  2. The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin


    Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

    Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

    (via cephalopod-werecat)

  3. enenkay:







    Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

    And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

    It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

    Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

    So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.

    If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.

    Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.

    And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.


    Reblogging this here because I had complaints sent to my inbox when I reblogged “Word Crimes” a few days ago.

    Oh, and before anyone asks: this tweet is 100% real.

    Weird Al is not only a talented musician, but he is a genuinely good person who is anything but unprofessional. Mega props to him.

    (via cephalopod-werecat)

    We Potterheads aren’t kidding when we are saying she’s the queen

    (Source: ohcedric, via cephalopod-werecat)





    she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school

    Love this!

    Stories you won’t see in the media

    #nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

    (via talesfromthebadyears)

  4. soufflesandbowties:

    50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

    (via deadfrenchboys)





    the picture that started a war

    This is a part of history

    (Source: lazuliiiii, via walking-under-the-starlit-sky)

  5. imagineyourotpwithjavert:

    Imagine your otp joining a stargazing club. The group meets one night in a park, and everyone is gathered on the grass with blankets and hot chocolate. Person A of your otp leans in close to person B and whispers “None of these stars compare to the ones in your eyes.”

    From a nearby tree, Javert appears and runs over, arresting person A for factual inaccuracy. Javert knows the stars. Do not joke about the stars.

    (via walking-under-the-starlit-sky)

  6. quadguyin-china:







    B Y E

    Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

    She is so satisfied with that joke.

    (Source: acidocasualidad, via nicknamedbonobo)

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